Oxymoronic phrase of the week:

"Ok, so you've made your decision. Well, make it, but don't act on it."

excusez moi?

It's like saying, oh I'm going to eat hokkien mee today, but I'm not going to buy it. I'm going to just stay put in my seat, and wait for food to drop from the sky.

Or, I'm going to eat hokkien mee now for lunch, but oh, let me buy nasi lemak instead. Because I've made my decision, but shouldn't act on it.

Fantabulous logic.

Ham and jam.
Peanut butter and cheese.

I've got interesting breakfast sandwich fillings...
Strange, but a nice mix of flavours.